Its so pani beybeh!

*Tupang ina.


1. Have you ever thought you were
abnormal?.
*define 'normal'


2. Alcoholic ka ba?
*no.

3 . how many months to go before your
birthday?
-- as if that would matter.


4. sumuka ka na ba sa sobrang hilo?
-- oo nung mga bata pa ko, pag nasasakay
ako sa mga taxi na sobra yung amoy nung
air freshener..

5 . ano pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
-- tahol ng mga askal.

6 . namamato ka ba ng bato?
-- waaaw. kawawa naman yung bato

7 . is your landline listed in the
telephone directory?
-- naturally. hehe

8. marunong ka ba gumawa ng bankang
papel?
-- gusto mo titanic? XP

9. are you reading anything right
now?
-- your questions.

10 . nakagulpi ka na ba ng tao?
-- you could say that *grins*

11 . do you have any frustrations?
-- oh yeah i have lots. they keep me
grounded. and a bit sane.

12 . nangmamanyak ka ba?
-- oh come on.

13. if given the chance, will you join
big brother?
-- sounds like fun!

14. napa iyak ka na ba sa sakit ng
katawan?
-- yes. 'sucks.

15. if someone called you right now,
would you take the call?
-- 'course.

16. do you have a favorite nursery
rhyme?
-- baa baa black sheep. i don't know why.

17. do you like your handwriting?
-- of course. they make me feel like i'm
scribbling prescriptions...very uplifting.

1 8. do you want to be a different
person in your next life?
-- i don't believe in "next life"
nonsense. we only get to live here once
and we die once...

19 . have you ever trespassed someone
else's house?
-- nope.

20. marunong ka bang mag RO?
-- oo. iniiwasan ko na maglaro ng
ganyan. delikado ako pag naadik. di ko
tatantanan yun.

21. do you think someone thinks of you
every night?
-- ahh..

22. what did you want to be when you
were young?
-- a house help. seriously. but i had to
change it to 'doctor' for the nursery
year book.

23. masakit bang masuntok?
-- -_-

24 . how many languages can you speak?
-- ah yes...i know lots. gibberish nga
lang. yay me.

25 . are you hungry?
-- i'm actually eating while answering
this. man do i need to diet! sige last
na to for tonight.

26 . nakasakay ka na ba ng kalabaw?
-- oo naman. mga estatwa nga lang. pwedi
na yon.

27. why do you answer surveys like
this one?
-- wala kasing magawa.

28. nayakap mo na ba crush mo before?
-- sya nga yung yakap ng yakap sa ken
non eh hahahaha (uy me magrireact)

2 9. last food you ordered at
jollibee?
- - chicken steak, sundae, fries, yum
burger.

30. naglalaro ka ba ng apoy?
-- bailamossss...wala lang. random thought.

3 1 . the last person to text you?
-- di ko alam

*If others can't why, why can't I!

aking mga napulot kung san san. hwenjoy.

*******
This is a Filipino making a long distance phone call....
Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio
Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling
phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at
a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio
Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali,
Elpidio: E as in Elpidio,
L as in lpidio,
p as in pidio,
i as in idio,
d as in dio,
i as in io,
and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel:
A as in Airport agen,
B as in Because,
A as in airport agen,
N as in enemy,
Q as in Cuba,
U as in Europe,
E as in important, and
L as in elephant.

************

This is a Filipino in an American coffee shop:
Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs...fried?
poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled
or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat?
toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time,
what would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis....

***********

Two married men talking...
1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.

**********

Wife : Love, mahal mo ba ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife : Enjoy ka ba sa akin?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife : Baka naman niloloko mo lang ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.

*********

BISAYA 1 : Unsay ibig sabihon ng " cooling place " ?
BISAYA 2 : Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihin mo " Hilow, hus cooling
place?

*******

A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn't know the size.
Salesgirl ask : " Is it as big as papaya ? "
Man replied : " No "
Salesgirl : " an apple "
Man : " No "
Salesgirl : " ahh..an egg ? "
Man : " YES , but fried ! "

***********

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink.
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the
words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for
tonight."
So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese."
She says "That's not good enough"
The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese"
She says "That's not creative"
Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"


What's the difference between corruption in the USA and corruption in
the Philippines?
In the US, they go to jail. In the Philippines, they go to US!


Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap?
Kasi pag Pinoy - hulugan!
Pag Bumbay - 5-6!
Pag Kano - credit card!
E pag Intsik - C.O.D.!!

*********
A black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy....
Baby: does this mean im an angel??
Fairy laughs....
Fairy: Of course not! negrang 'to, ambisyosa! Paniki ka!

(salbahe naman haha)

********

Nanay: anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya??! linis ako nang linis dito tapos
ikaw, naglalaro lang jan?!!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis jan at
ikaw ang naglalaro dito??

*******

doc: iho, bakit mu naman sinapak ung lalaki kanina?
Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako ako sa resulta ng AIDS
test!
tapos sasabihin pa niya...
THINK POSITIVE

*********

BEST OF BEAUTY PAGEANT BLOOPERS!

Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Contestant : Amangpulo.


###########



Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.

Host: What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.


############


Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....

Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....

############


Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant:Bocaue.

Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?

Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.

Host: Which part of Bocaue?

Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)


############


The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"


############


(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl: Maging lalaki po!


############


Host: Who's your favorite author?

Contestant: Danielle Steele

Host: Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.


############


Host: How would you like me to address you?

Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

############


Host: What is your best feature?

Contestant: My graduation feature.


############


Host: So tell us, why did join this contest?

Contestant: Me, join this contest, why did I????? Thank you!


############

Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.


############

Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?

Contestant : BRA!


############

Host: What is you favorite motto?

Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!


############

Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant: Please come back.


############


(From gay beauty contest)

Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?

Gay contestant: (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!


############


Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!


############


(From gay contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga
po ulit yung question?

############


Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?

Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!


############


Host : What is your favorite motto?

Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd
starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is
gold!")

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!


############


Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

############


Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?

Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that na nga?

KALABASH?


############


Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)

Host : Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl: Hulk Hogan.


############


Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?

Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!


############


Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.


############


Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!


############


Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I'll be 28 years old.


############


Host : Describe your love one in three words.

Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host : OK, sige!

Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!


############


Host : If you were given any special power, what would it
be?

Girl : Power of Attorney!


############


Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?

Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host : What works of Shakespeare?

Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh, depende.....

Host : But he's your favorite.

Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.


############


Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!


############


Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the eye!


############


Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!


############


Host : What is the essence of a man?

Gay Contestant : Testicles!


############


Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?


*Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na ang 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong DOTA, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N95, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo na ung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.


Anak komportable kaba jan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan? sa VICTORIA COURT, maganda ba dyan? di ba mainit dyan? Anak, kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.



Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag gradweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.



Anak hanggang dito na lang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.



Ang nagmamahal



Itang at Inang



P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti

*Napanood mo ba yung Project Runway Canada? gosh, *_*



Naminé16 on Sunday, November 18, 2007


random shit

_TOTAL RANDOMNESS_

I call it. . .'Chad in Vain'. . .

(babangil noh?)


It's actually the picture i randomly took when we were at the van going to Mangaldan for the UP Subol. And actually, i'm kind of glad of the way it turned out.

FTW?

XD
(I just had to remove his email, by the way if suki ka ng dominican school, you'll know this guy)

*Sinong may gusto ng Photoshop CS3? PM niyo lang ako. (libre to, promise!)
To be honest, hindi pa ako nakagamit ni-once ng Photoshop.ever. Coz if i did, i would be addicted to it. So, ginagamit ko lang ay MS Paint at MS Word. :D

..Bus Life..
Ang mga walang magawa nung pauwi na galeng Tagaytay.



..HappySlip has done it again..
Another hilarious video from her that made us laugh.
And which is surprising because she spoke filipino fluently
(which she doesn't know how to) .



..Click!..
It's Anaw and Kath,
apparently there wasn't anything good to do.

Just looking at it makes me laugh. Bakit blue? ewan ko.



Naminé16 on Monday, November 12, 2007





Naminé16 on Sunday, October 28, 2007



*`*This is why i live to "forgive"
(This was posted by my cousin in Myspace, i had to post it to share it to you guys. .)

The video below shows a horrific and unfair fight with around 30 people against 2 helpless kids, one being a girl. It appears that the beating these two took could have killed them. I cannot think of anything two people could ever do to deserve a beating like this. If you know ANYTHING about ANYONE in this video that could help bring all the sick evil cowards who ganged up on them to justice then PLEASE tell the police so that they can send them off to jail where they belong.

WARNING, THIS VIDEO IS INCREDIBLY VIOLENT. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO SEEING VIOLENCE THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS.
Girl in the Black died 13 hours later... Internal Bleeding...

Blakk | Posted at 10:40pm Aug, 24 2007

This was in the news in our area...and, the
kid in green lived, but the one in black
died 13 hours later, of internal bleeding.
The kid in green is probably going to eat
thru a straw for the rest of his life. This
just shows you....The only time people
REALLY HAVE ANY NERVE is when they are in a
group. Fucking Sissy ass mother fuckers,
When there is no chance they are going to
get hurt, THEN THEY ARE ALL BADASS, square
off one to one, and they would fucking run
and cry













Naminé16 on Monday, August 27, 2007



*`*I'm baAack.

It sure feels good that I've made a comeback in blogging though i didn't really have in mind to how long it was but hey, at least I'm back :)

I got tonss of stuff to tell you guys: I've been quite busy at school these days and honestly, I'm not doing fine. Thank God that i survived and managed to pass the subjects (some are not) but it pretty much affected me to how i didn't inserted much effort in studying. And there is another thing that made me depressed, but i can't post that coz' it has something to do with school and the people whom i trust are the only ones who knew.

*Sits up straight* breathes in*

That's senior life I guess, a lot of things going in our curriculum and stuff. Just when i thought I wanna end it badly and the pressure and changes, i asked some of the alumna on how they felt about college.

"Mahirap ang college. . . marami kang makikilalang plastics. . . ganyan din ang naramdaman ko nung senior ako (the desire to leave)-- sulitin mo ang high school. . ." and to what habit am I doing now can possibly get me to college? Am i still the person who wants to have success? or end up in failure?. . .I don't want this to end yet, just because I failed doesn't mean that i don't have the ability to stand up. I wanna set things straight now, I wanna set aside my complaints ans I want to make my own way . .wag lang ako tukso-in.

*`*High School Musical 2.

Who couldn't wait for the movie in Disney till Sept. 9? haha, me of course. So i sneaked in my computer and download the full-length movie all night, I just couldn't stop screaming when I saw Vanessa and Zac together (Whether you like it or not, live with it). So, the storyline was great coz' there were alot of unexpected plots. And the actors and actresses themselves were matured and blossomed. What I love about it is the antagonist, Sharpay Evans(Ashley Tisdale) she's more arrogant and a bit bitchy--even so she's a fantastic actress. And who wouldn't dislike the kissing scene between Zac and Vanessa? haha, spoiler!. It was wonderful, terrific and fantastic. . .wtf.

*Zac Efron confirmed that his voice would not be dubbed with Drew Seeley like it was in the preceding movie.

*Miley Cyrus (also known as Hanna Montana) made an appearance at the end of the movie as one of the dancers by the pool.

I would really love to upload the whole movie here, but it would take me about 3-4 hours cause of the size. Better watch it at Disney :)


hehehe, yung nguso oh. . .haha, babalu.


Troy & Gab: ????

*`*Daily Headtrip.

-Must not forget what Ate Eula said "Pag nasa college kana, ang tawag sa course mo is program".
I love DOE's sexy voice in the song "The Way I Are".

-I'm dying to watch Evan Almighty.

-Soon enough, I would be able to change my blog layout.

-NCAE is tomorrow now, they say it was a piece of cake. Reviews are nosebleeders, i wonder. . .would all of us pass?


Naminé16 on Monday, August 27, 2007



arrggghh,

Kuya scared me to think that i accidentally broke his phone.

Got more things to do, regarding school work that i don't know where or what to start.

. . .my head hurts. . .


Naminé16 on Saturday, August 04, 2007



So expect this post to be poorly worded and potentially random.

*`*Busy, Busy bee. . .


School's been a major scramble in my head, it will be not long enough till the exams, no wonder books never my bag is always full of books, etc.--sigh, i wish there was a way to escape from the perils that are the major pain in the ass.

iilang weeks na hindi pa rin mawala tong lintik na ubo ko.

August is almost here, its St. Dominic's month baby! we're gonna pig out, hehe. . .which reminds me, i haven't done that poster of St. Dominic as one of my assigned stuff in our classroom, Mateo thought of an idea that i should draw or paint it instead although i really don't want people to get the idea of me boasting or showing off but i would spend less since i do have materials for that matter.

There's nothing you could do or say, you're gonna break my heart anyway just leave the pieces when you go.


*`*Ha?

Natawa ako sa text ni Ma'am Janet.

"Ang pandesal ay napakasarap na pagkain. Pass this to 15 of your friends or magiging pandesal ka within 2 days, don't ignore pls. . .totoo to promise. . .May naging pandesal na!"

I know some of you might think it's corny, but it's funny. . .for me that is :), ewan ko lang sa inyo.

I didn't expect that Ms. Cabalse would knew that i was gonna sponsor her, no wonder she told me "May kasalanan ka sa akin. . ." and all i did was smirk to scene the conversation. It's sad that she has only few weeks left till she leaves, figures.

*`*Anime. [you can skip this, :) ]



Y'know, yesterday--I got a little acquainted with the sales lady who sells DVD with this kind of start:

*Me: "Ate, meron ba kayong first season ng Naruto?".

*Lady:"Wala na, pero meron kaming bago yung Shinppuden. . .kalaban na ni Naruto dyan si Sasuke.".

*Me: "Ate, *while pointing at the Samurai X cd* kompleto ba yung episodes nito?.

*Lady: "Oo, meron pang tatlong movies--yung isang latest is yung namatay na siya at yung isa naman kung paano niya nakuha yung x sa mukha niya."


And then she kept surprising me back more about anime, wow, she knew more about Samurai x than I am, anime addict?--oh yes, she is. We can't stop non-stop about anime, really. I got a little ecstatic that i even jumped for joy. I even ordered for Card Captor Sakura Cds, not for myself but i know that my classmate, Minette is an addict for CCS and there's no way she's not gonna accept my offer :p. At the end, i bought the Samurai x DVD.


*`*Daily Headtrip.



*This pic kinda reminds me of Arjune, it's because of his glasses that's all.

* "Life's full of choices. Make the right ones, and life will always be beautiful."

*Watching the Ramon Bautista show is effing great, its alot of fun. you should try it at home.

*Chriselle and Beta started teasing me about a guy named Richard G, haha. . .they're so weird.

*Anaw, be sure to wear your Happyslip! hahahahaha.

*I just discovered another emo yet cute song [somewhat similar to Your Guardian Angel]--You're not alone - Saosin. . .trust me, its nice xD

*Why should I care?
'Cause you weren't there when I was scared
I was so alone...
You, you need to listen
I'm startin' to trip,
I'm losin' my grip
And I'm in this thing alone...

-Avril Lavigne, "Losing Grip"


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Naminé16 on Sunday, July 15, 2007